Drinkin' & Travellin'...

Dear Mr. Bus Driver,

I suffer from a medical condition (being Irish/Scottish/Polish/Russian) that means I can't make a long-distance journey by bus or train without getting mildly swallied. Please can I bring a six-pack of Heineken for the journey? I note there is a toilet on the bus, so I  can guarantee I won't need to ask for a pish-stop along the way.

Yours drunkenly,

A. Passenger


Source:
http://ayellowguard.blogspot.ie/2013/11/the-consumption-of-alcohol-is-not.html