A funny story. And Happy Valentine's Day.

A 80 years old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches.."
The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."